Crap Crap Crap!

Brutus came in from going potty this morning, and went right to the living room to (I thought) play with his toys. He was out there for a few minutes, and being he's a dog who does not prefer to play alone, I went out there to check on him. THIS IS NOT A TOY!!!!!! I will be spending the rest of my day shampooing my carpet, bathing Brutus and brushing his teeth. What is it with boys------damn it!